woensdag 23 maart 2016

The adventures of Werty and Gnomey

"Hey dum dum dum, hey dum dum dum, hey dum dum dum, dumity dum dum duuuuuuuum, I am a gnome with pickaxe and I'm going to mine the eeeeeearth, dumity dum" sang Werty the gnome as he swung his pickaxe as hard as he could, it collided with the rock, splinters of rock flew everywhere, and so did a shiny stone. "Ooooooooh, a gem! It looks valuable" he stooped to examined it when the wall behind him exploded, sending him flying behind a wall. Three trolls stepped out! "Huuurf, I smell gnome" growled the mud troll "huuurf, yes gnome" as he sniffed the air "SHUT UP DIMWIT!" roared the Deep earth troll, shaking the caves and collapsing the spot where Werty was lying. "Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!" screamed Werty as he fell into the dreaded PITS.

"What was that?" growled the mud troll and he looked down a hole to see Werty using magic to levitate himself into one of the tunnels connected to this particular pit and begin to run up the path to the surface. The Deep earth troll grinned a horrible grin and clenched his hand. The earth rumbled as the troll earth magic took effect, chunks of earth dropped from the tunnel Werty was climbing, and the one where  the mud troll was standing "graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!" screamed the mud troll "nooooooooooooooo!" screamed Werty he tried to use earth magic to levitate himself out. But the deep earth troll's magic was much stronger. Both him and the mud troll fell down, down, down, the dark, dark, pit.

To Be Continued.......

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